once in a lifetime
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

lion:

me

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

[x]

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Time for bed.”
4yo: “Batman never sleeps.”

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*